Apple’s iPhone!

It started it all.

The Age of i … (iPhones, iTunes, iBook,  iSelfie, i, me, me, me)

Next time i see a pretty girl on the beach

faking a splendid smile for her phone (on a Selfie stick ; )

i will probably throw myself on the ground and scream …

Next time i see a bunch of guys on a restaurant table staring at their phones

i will maybe have the guts to walk over

and take the phones

out of their hands

next time i see somebody driving a bus, car, or a bike

or even walk along the road and simultaneously texting on their phone

i will (hopefully not!) step in front of the bus/car/bike in an suicidal attempt

to wake up these people from the collective iTrance we all have fallen in

or next time i will maybe not do any of the above

just smile, saddle my horse and ride happily into the sunset

i guess that’s what I’m gonna do

; D